Why you do this, Russians? After that whole thing you went through in the 80s I figured you'd be used to reading and rereading and rereading the same nonsensical blather scribbled on the back of a napkin!
Okay. Possibly a low blow and very possibly uncool, but I had to throw that in there. Seeing as I lost basically my entire audience except, apparently, this one guy in the US who I strongly suspect is a buddy of mine (HI MAL!)... I was a little sad. Never mind that I cruelly abandoned you guys when I discovered Outside, Real Life, and OMG GIRLS...
It's a long story. You'll maybe get it someday. Not today. I know you're heartbroken.
Good news, long-lost readers! I'm back, and this time I PROMISE it will be less thinly-veiled backseat guild leadership and blatant bitching about my recruits. Why? Because not only am I NOT a guild leader or officer this time around... I'm not even IN a guild!
The hell, you say? THE HELL INDEED, my darlings. I have once again jumped games, because I go through them like Lindsay Lohan goes through rehab clinics. This time I've landed myself ass first in Rift, because I can't stand the lure of a GREAT DEAL, and when I mathed it out the free Storm Legion with 1yr prepaid game time came out to AMAZING SAVINGS. And gave me an excuse to quit World of Farmville.
I was really active in Rift's Rogue community when the game first launched, though I'm sure nobody remembers Roxina the Raging Nightblade Bitch who would chime in on literally EVERY thread about "WHY MY DPS SO BAD" with "y u no roll spike?" (Not quite in those words, but...that's what I wanted to write.) When I was looking at the new souls for the expansion though, I saw Harbinger and literally creamed my pants at the thought of what I could do with a Harb/Chloro/Dom spec, so...
Yeah. I'm healing. Shut your whineholes. Wineholes? Either way, it's a hole, and things should be going in, not coming out. I'm on a rambly roll here.
Anyway. I'm Roxina, on Wolfsbane (all hail free server transfers. It's not that I don't like you any more, Faeblight, it's just that I have bad memories of being ostracized by every member of the early hardcore community for officering in three separate guilds that I either accidentally destroyed, poached members from unintentionally, or screwed by not turning over guild bank information before I left on my neverending search for a guild that could actually kill Infiltrator without having to spend two and a half hours wiping because People Can't Fucking Turn Around). Right now I'm working my way through the Storm Legion content at a snail's pace, because I'm getting ready to move in with my ex-guild leaders and start a new job (BEST IDEA EVER or TOTAL FUCKING FAIL, there is no middle ground possible). Wave at me. Hug me. Ignore me.
Just be ready for guides of awesome and, hopefully, some new streams.
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